I wanted to draw chaps but co-author grappled that idea and we compromised with pants.  Leather ass-less pants.

Everybody knows you can’t go to Wallsmart just dressed in any ol’ thing!

You’ve got to get dressed up for that kind of going out!

P.S. Avery’s hair was totally always up in a ponytail. Yup.

Early comic. I’m off to bed now, I am feeling pretty sick right now.

This artwork is by me, Steven (can’t you tell?). Avery is already in bed. It was a long day of traveling.

More on our adventures later.

Whoah, totally missed posting this up last night.

We spent far too much time trying to get that damn tablet working.

Apparently when they say that the drawing tablet “should work with Ubuntu out of the box,” they only mean if you have one monitor, or two monitors in a very, very specific setup.

I have a theory that the cuteness of a cat doubles infinitely when turned upside down.  Even the most ugly of cats – if ugly cats exist – gain a small cuteness rating when flipped upside down.  However, the cuteness rating drops dramatically if you try to FORCE  an upside down status on any given cat.  In conclusion, maximum cuteness can be obtained through observation of this sporadic event and may often times be induced by the addition of catnip to the equation.

Bonus points for catching this rare and highly sought after event on camera.

As testing grounds for my hypothesis, I present to you – Kitten Wars

Enjoy!

Enter stage left, Julian Marcus Talkington. Mr. Talkington is a well-known and highly sought-after Hollywood film director. His fans adore him, the screen worships him, and he’s a pretty cool guy, too. Taking film where no man had successfully taken film before, Julian smashed down the social barriers and brought to Hollywood a new genre never before seen.  Old West Wizardry. For those who can’t grasp this concept, think Horror with tumble weeds, dust, magic, long beards and shiny purple robes.

Julian, while bringing a fresh new look to Hollywood, successfully made his first million in three months and promptly set out to discover and purchase the last Unicorn known to man to star in his upcoming film, Beer for my Unicorn.

We’re as excited as anyone to see this new film shoot straight to the top of the box office!

The suspense, it is building. I promise that the next one will actually reveal who it is that’s calling.

Or will it?

Yes, yes it will.

Dangit, the comic was scheduled to go up at midnight, but it didn’t for some reason.

I wonder who that could be? Probably some dang telemarketer. Or maybe it’s the President with a new secret mission for me to save the world. Again. I kinda wish that guy would stop asking me to save the world. Sometimes I just want to enjoy a little barbecue in my back yard without having to stop to battle terrorists, you know?

Oh, right. That was supposed to be top secret, so I’m going to need you all to forget that you read that. And to not go back up and read it again. Or if you do go back and read it again, read this paragraph again, too, so you forget it again, ok? Great.

Anyway, tune in on Wednesday for the thrilling answer to the question: “What takes place immediately after the events of todays strip?”

You won’t be disappointed, I promise!

Steven isn’t playing a DS Lite, no, he’s playing the game of Twitter from his eV2. We’re huge Twitter fans. Check us out at @awesome_avery and @steven_dev. We’ll tweet back and it won’t be spam. What a concept!

You’ll have o forgive me, he ‘ ‘ buon on my keyboard is going ou. Seriously, his lapop is basically from he soneage and has lived ou mos of i’s years in hell.

Wih hanks o my new commission, saving up for a keyboard is going o be a BICH!