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Company-Y Forums » Topic: Jokes http://company-y.com/forum/topic/jokes Talk about the comic, and anything else you'd like. en-US Tue, 15 Mar 2011 20:00:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://company-y.com/forum/search.php steven on "Jokes" http://company-y.com/forum/topic/jokes#post-75 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:38:02 +0000 steven 75@http://company-y.com/forum/ Fun fact about that last joke: You can hear the punchline in Men In Black, after one of the times that Tommy Lee Jones "flashy-thing"s Will Smith. avery on "Jokes" http://company-y.com/forum/topic/jokes#post-66 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:04:02 +0000 avery 66@http://company-y.com/forum/ A guy and his life-companion, a goose, go to the movie theater The usher says, I'm sorry sir, but you can't bring a goose into the movies The man walks around the corner of the building and quickly shoves the goose in his pants to hide it and then walks back to buy a movie ticket for himself The usher lets him into the movie and the man goes to sit in the back of the theater where he soon forgets about the goose in his pants Finally, the goose gets bored and works the man's zipper down so it can pop it's head out to watch the movie Two old ladies are sitting next to the man and one old lady leans over and whispers to the other, that man's ding-dong is hanging out! The other old lady whispers back, Oh, Bertha, don't worry. You've seen many of those in your life-time. I know, says the first old lady, but this one is eating my popcorn! <img src="http://company-y.com/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_eek.gif" title="8O" class="bb_smilies" /> Kougar on "Jokes" http://company-y.com/forum/topic/jokes#post-47 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:12:47 +0000 Kougar 47@http://company-y.com/forum/ A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the peices and tries to put it together.... After a while of trying she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend... Her boyfriend says: Honey whats wrong The Blonde says: Im trying to put this puzzle together but I can't do it. Her boyfriend says: Well look at the picture in the front and tell me what it looks like. The blonde says: Okay... well the background is blue and there is a tiger on it. Her boyfriend says: Honey... put the cornflakes back in the box. steven on "Jokes" http://company-y.com/forum/topic/jokes#post-32 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:43:23 +0000 steven 32@http://company-y.com/forum/ "My wife is on vacation in the West Indies." "Jamaica?" (in a british accent, pronounced like "Jamai'ker") "No, she went of her own accord." Kougar on "Jokes" http://company-y.com/forum/topic/jokes#post-28 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:38:35 +0000 Kougar 28@http://company-y.com/forum/ I had to read it twice! Sad. (Thinking, "What? Is he too tall to fit through the door?") avery on "Jokes" http://company-y.com/forum/topic/jokes#post-25 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:09:31 +0000 avery 25@http://company-y.com/forum/ d'oh! lol...Here's another. A Rabbi walks into a bar and says 'Ouch!' Kougar on "Jokes" http://company-y.com/forum/topic/jokes#post-22 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:17:47 +0000 Kougar 22@http://company-y.com/forum/ "Is he Russian?" "No, he's just taking his time."